Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven

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Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
From deep inside the forty-foot walls of Vatican City, Pope Francis strongly condemned the God of the Universe for having gates at the entrance of His Kingdom and not simply allowing anyone inside.
"God is once again in the wrong," explained Pope Francis. "How can anyone claim to be loving and kind, yet not have an open border? I am hereby calling on the Lord Almighty to remove these terrible walls, fire Saint Peter, and allow everyone to roam in and out of Heaven as they please. Oh, and also provide free healthcare."
The Pope was further disturbed to learn that God has a long-standing vetting process that souls must go through before being allowed inside His Kingdom. "I am disgusted to learn that Heaven screens people before allowing them in, checking if people's names are on some list called the 'Book of Life'," said the Pope. "It seems …

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paul grechlast year

As if the homoheretic Bergoglio is in any position to demand anything from God!

Caroline03last yearedited

@Billy F I just pondered your comment and it seems we reached that point LONG ago.
Francis tends to allow many to partake of the Marriage Supper of the Lamb (Holy Communion) who are hitherto to be called condemned in Holy Scripture/RC Tradition. For instance, people who are in "irregular" relationships or supporters of impious practices/LGBT etc.... Whilst Vatican II was just a PASTORAL Council not binding, Francis ignores key Documents of the last DOGMATIC Council - Trent - who's pronouncements are to be viewed as eternally binding on the entire Church. The Mass is - as TRENT defines it. The Latin name for Trent is Tridentum from where we get the name "Tridentine Rite of Mass" Francis condemns himself by prohibiting the Tridentine Rite of Mass to be celebrated even though "Quo Primum"1570 (see below) pronounced anathema on anyone who would create a New Mass or anyone who said celebrating the Mass of the Missal of Pope Pius V was considered "erroneous or harmful"
Francis many times condones those practicing grave Sin yet forbids true practice of the Faith & welcomes sinners without rebuking or condemning them. It's not quite right is it?
To quarrel with true Church teaching & place new values on what is FOREVER to be pronounced as just/unjust, right/wrong, sin/righteousness, Dogmatically binding/anathematised etc.....is to argue with Our Lord anyway......
"Quo Primum - Promulgating the Tridentine Liturgy "Pope Pius V - 1570 APOSTOLIC CONSTITUTION - (Subject matter - No new Masses allowed from this point forward (eternally) OR revised Missals
Quo Primum - Papal Encyclicals
There's no way around THIS one either.....
"Postquam Verus - The Cardinals of the Holy Roman Church" Const. of Sixtus V Dec 3rd, 1586 States that there must NEVER be any more than 70 Cardinals. (all others are to be held invalid!!! ......Moses had 70 helpers in the Desert and The High Priest in Jerusalem had 69 OTHER helpers forming the Sanhedrin.) It is found in Scripture that the Leader/High Priest/Pope etc have just 70 helpers.
writelatin.org/papal/postquamverus2.html

Jeffrey Adelast year

Thank you for your comments, they are powerful! If you have read my posts you may understand how I think regarding this matter, no less, you have it going on! Keep fighting and commenting for the True Roman Catholic Faith! God bless you and happy feast day!